miranda evans

a very gorgeous girl with tig ol bitties. usually described as breathtaking and hilarious. awesome and fun person to be around.

wow i wish i was as gorgeous as miranda evans

by cellulitetittywhale April 22, 2019

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019

Evan

Sucks Philips dicks. Can’t hop off cock. Big pussy and a bigger boy.

That’s kid looks gay. He’s definitely an Evan.

by IdontgotoSMMschoolinMediaPa May 1, 2019

Evan

Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.

go away Evan.

by Braceface1.0 May 15, 2019

Evan

Smart negro but skinny cock

Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky

by TheCockMan May 20, 2019

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Evan

Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund

Stop eating like an evan

by Adhair May 23, 2019