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slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.
Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023
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throat leverage

when you administer medicine to someone’s throat and use their uvula as a way to push the medicine in without using your fingers
Woah dude you used “ throat leverageon the dog!!
by latinloverrrre January 7, 2024
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throat sweat

The moisture that builds in the back of your throat when you image eating a food that is disgusting.
That tapioca pudding is giving me throat sweat..... Where's the puke bucket?
by Repressed Humor Issues January 9, 2024
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fleshy throat

When your throat gets pink eye.
You’re bound to end up with fleshy throat if you put dirty things in your mouth.
by Ajax11985 January 14, 2024
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curdle throat milk

When a woman doesn't spit or swallow and sperm builds up till it curdles
The man ask Julie does she spit or swallow. She replies neither she prefers it to build up and becomes curdle throat milk
by Jimmy malley February 4, 2024
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mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's
"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."
by ma11en April 9, 2023
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Throat Eclipse

When one does a line or bump, and takes a hit out of a water pipe at the same time you put your dick in your girls mouth
Yo bro I just got back from seeing my homie, you ready for this Throat Eclipse
by TossYoMommasSaladInEgypt April 23, 2023
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