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Angry-Birding

When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
I tried to end it last night, but I accidentally left the fan on. I ended up Angry-Birding myself.
by Hudsmee September 1, 2023
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Angry Triceratops

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.
A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.

Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
by El Conquistador July 28, 2023
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Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023
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angry sammy

When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.
I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.
by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021
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Angry Ginger

person 1: 'What do you call people like Moya?'
person 2: 'Oh, you just call them angry gingers'
person 1: 'Why?'
person 2: 'Idk. bcs their ginger?'
person 1: 'Oh that makes sense, Moya is an angry ginger.'
person 2: 'Exactly.'

this is a joke!
by chonkey2.0 March 1, 2022
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Angry Pirate

Usually, at the point of orgasm while receiving a blow job (oral sex) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH!"
Yeah, that ho Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the hood looking like a gimp Pop-eye.
by STONEDGOAT July 12, 2010
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angry dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob you cum in her mouth than smack the back of her head making the seamen come out of her nostrils
hey did you hear how bryce gave her an angry dragon?
by ravens homerun January 9, 2012
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