Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Satan's Mouthwash

The rare term of describing how it feels to temporarily choke on your own spit mid sentence, usually some people use this term in an angry, annoyed way (In an irrational tone of voice)

Random Guy: "Steve, this morning I just got Satan's Mouthwash 3 times!"
Other Random Guy: "That sounds horrible, Alan."

by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021

Satan

A bitch that’s what he is

Man I’ll beat tf outta Satan

by Thatoneguyatdatparty69 April 8, 2021

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Pact With Satan

When you pack a bong or bowl with weed but then cut yourself and collect the blood, spreading it onto the weed, then light it and take a hit

“hey man, you wanna do a Pact With Satan?”
“What’s that?”
“You cut yourself and then take the blood and spread it on the weed and then take a hit”

by AlchemistOctivis June 25, 2021

satans...boyfriend

The best person in the world

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”

by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021