Queen Faf

a female that won't stop faffing over pointless shit no one cares about.

Ailish: Who is going to be at the party?
Iona: A few people.
Ailish: How many people?
Iona: Don't know.
Ailish: How will everyone get there? What is everyone wearing? How is everyone getting home?
Iona: I don't know.
Ailish: What is Sarah's house like? Does she have a cat? Will her parents be in? What colour is her car?
Iona: I DON'T KNOW! Stop being a Queen Faf.

by Foster Amsden December 22, 2013

sesh queen

A girl who can handle her drink

Wow Jessica Duff is the ultimate Sesh Queen!

by joshkavanaghlord May 9, 2015

Dildo Queen

A girl with a large, master collection of dildos.

I think that girl over there is a dildo queen.

by MineMixer May 16, 2015

Scrub Queen

When a girl does the same thing as a scrub lord; rage the hell out of their minds, throw salt to all who dare defeat her online, look absolutly ridiculous to no end, and make you consider breaking up with them.

Becky you need to stop being such a scrub queen, you just lost one game online.

by Tainno August 3, 2016

Queens Dessert

The act of milking a prostate.

The untidy act resulted in an unfortunate coating of queens dessert on his rubber glove.

by Smaknally October 30, 2015

queen's dessert

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite

John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.

by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015

clean queen

Exceptional service, friendly, reliable, trustworthy, perfectionist, above & beyond, personal tailored to you, finishing touches. The best!

There's only one Clean Queen

by Talksence February 4, 2017