chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats

I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.

by Lisiunia August 11, 2023

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chair kink

where you are very sexually into being shook or moved in a chair

"i have a chair kink."

by femboyoi August 11, 2023

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chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

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rusty chair

A girl that is a bitch!! She has crooked ass teeth. She looks like a pin head. She’s a rat in general. Kinda short. Brown hair. Usually Brown or Green eyes. She fake asf. Use this nickname between friends so no one knows who Rusty Chair is!

Kid1- Dude did you see Rusty Chair today??
Kid2- Yeah, rumor has that she broke a mirror cause she so ugly!
Kid1- Damnnn!!!

by RustyChairHater November 2, 2019

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