Hobo-Sexual

When you are homeless and you have to use sex and get into relationships that you probably otherwise wouldn’t because you need a place to stay

Molly turned hobo-sexual when she ran out of places she was welcome to stay and winter was freezing and Josh looked better than sleeping under a bridge, as long as no one found out about it…… but the thing about being hobo-sexual is that everyone finds out about it and is suddenly all the single men who are still living at home suddenly want to be captain save a hoe!!

by Mermaid Mel May 9, 2024

Hobo Napsack

Where your put your testicles on the eyes of a passed out person on a train. Usually one testicle for each eye.

I was riding on a train, saw this woman passed out and gave her the Hobo Napsack.

by Ty is awesome July 23, 2022

Hobo

A person who pisses you off but you still love. Also may not live in a house.

P- your a hobo
T- why?
P- cuz you didn’t give me my drink!

by Cutie pie 100 June 11, 2022

Hobo Toe

When you have a yellow crusty decaying toenail on your big toe.

Please get your hobo toe away from me.

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Hobo

1. someone who is homeless

2. a kind of spider

3. A fun thing to call your friends

There’s some hobos on the street

You better clean your room, it’s getting cold outside, the hobos will start coming in

Friend: “why are you mad at me?”
You: “*insert friends name here* YOU ATE MY LEFTOVERS YOU HOBO “

by Hobolicious August 29, 2022