mona lisa handshake

When you put your fist in her ass hole and your cock in her pussy then give yourself a hand job

I gave myself a Mona Lisa handshake last night, it was a beautiful disaster.

by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022

Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.

"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"

by Saigeman March 9, 2022

Cowboy's handshake

A game in which you grip the other person's hand as hard as possible in the form of a handshake. Whoever loses grip first will get their hand crushed, after which the winner loosens their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy's handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.

When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’

by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021

Glen Wilton Handshake

When greeting a person with a handshake, you yank their hand toward you and rub it vigorously up and down against your genitals as a show of dominance.

I thought we had come to an agreement, but then he gave me the Glen Wilton Handshake.

by Woody Goodpecker March 7, 2021