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Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
by sci-isms June 11, 2023
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dutch hippo

when a woman is taking a large and smelly fecal load into the toilet and pushes to hard and a potato sized log a shit comes ploping out into the water and disappears like a hippo in a lake
hey Sally I can hear your friend Becky, taking a Dutch hippo in the bathroom. please tell her to clean up the foul smell immediately.
by Becky Conchers April 2, 2023
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Dutch Dragon

When you drag your balls across your partners face. And in doing so you also fart during the act.
Alex: Dude, Cathy let me give her a Dutch dragon last night!
Bill: No way bro! How'd it go?
Alex: I left a skid mark and covered her face afterwards to give her an additional dutch oven.
by Arxs2242 December 10, 2022
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Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.
"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."
by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023
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Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”
by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023
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dutch act

suicide....the Irish in NYC used to call Germans 'dutchmen'. Late 19th century legend is a bunch of 'micks' were out getting liquored up and heard a guy screaming and then...nuthin' dead. The guy was 'German' and thus the 'noun' became a 'verb'.
"Oh my gosh there you are!" "What's worng?" "I couldn't find you so I thought you went out and committed 'the dutch act." "Thanks...
by rusoviet April 19, 2020
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dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.
alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!
by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020
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