National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day

July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.

Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!

by Microsoft Inc. July 11, 2024

National Send Boobs

July 12th, Send your boyfriend them boobs, he misses them

send that bf your boobs, National send boobs

by hahenhu July 11, 2024

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

National big back day

National big back day is October 27th !

Girl 1: "Did you hear about national big back day being October 27th?"

Girl 2: "Woah, that's my birthday. What the fuck?"

by Sandermybeloved July 14, 2024

National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is National Femboy headpat day. The day where all femboy's get headpats for no reason. C'mon... Don't be shy... We all know you want to do it :3...

A: "Hey! Gimme headpats!"

B: "Wh-what, why?

A: "today is the "National Femboy headpat day"! I need headpats! :C

by Esdapox July 17, 2024

National Femboy headpat day

On July 17th is the National Femboy headpat day. On this day you are required to give every Femboy you see a headpat.

A: "Hey! Gimme headpats! It's National Femboy headpat day!

by Esdapox July 17, 2024