National turn tall people into bridges day

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

by Rekunance October 6, 2023

National give Jesse anything day

On this day you should give him anything he desires including money. This is a well respected holiday so it should be taken seriously.

It’s National give Jesse anything day so time to give him $10000 for fun

by JessTakesWs October 6, 2023

national call your boyfriend weekend

the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”

by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023

National Post Your Arch Pic Day

Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!

Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!

by PumpkinSlater21 October 7, 2023

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day

You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.

You have to send me nudes cause it's National Send Nudes to Guys named Robert and Jacob Day.

by THATONEGUY4266 April 3, 2024

National Jorts Day

National Jorts day is April 5th

You: “what Do we wear tomorrow?” (it’s April 4th)
Ms. Farrell: Jorts duh it’s national Jorts day!”

by Ueded April 5, 2024