Flem face

A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks

Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit

by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020

Pillow faced

Pillow faced. When a girls face is lost in a couch cushin, while being done from behind. And has a carpit burn on her face!

That slut got pillow faced last night!

by Magnumpi100 December 12, 2020

face

where your eyes your nose and your eyebrows and your mouth are on

my face is hot

by anonymous December 17, 2020

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

lettuce face

n. A man with a hot body, but an ugly face, i.e. "Lettuce face be replaced!"

John is so fit, too bad he's a lettuce face.

by whodatotherdude December 30, 2020

A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

A term to describe a woman - who's incredibly beautiful, but, her beauty is ruined by the fact that she has a horrible personality.

Friend: Stacy is hot; ¿how come you don't want to date her?

My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

miliband face

have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".

"look at this dude, LMAO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING MILIBAND FACE"

by an_alias January 10, 2021