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Education Perfect

A hub for the smartest kids in your school to spend hours a day grinding questions to earn meaningless points that contribute absolutely nothing at all to anything. You could grind that French EP for hours a day to get 2000 points but how about you get of discord, take a shower, and touch grass instead of your dick for once. And no, just because you spoke to a woman once it doesn't mean you're special in any way.
Smart Kid: YO I HAVE SO MANY POINTS ON EDUCATION PERFECT I AM BETTER THAN YOU
Chad: Stfu young one
by CheeseGrater69420 May 5, 2022
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Perfection Paralysis

when you can't seem to make any progress on your w.i.p. because your standards exceed your current skill level.
artist; i know this one part on this drawing doesn't look right, but nothing i try makes it look better, and i feel like i can't move on to other projects until i do.

friend; sounds like you got a bad case of perfection paralysis, my friend. you should find a different way to do it that's more familiar, or buckle down and do some studies, then come back to it. or, y'know, just accept it's not gonna be perfect and finish it anyway. maybe you can re-do it in a couple years to show how you've improved.
by AlphaGodith January 10, 2022
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The Perfect Bite

A bite of food which includes every component of the meal.
The only real way to evaluate a meal, is by evaluating The Perfect Bite.
by osvodk May 28, 2022
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The perfect couple

The perfect couple is a couple that loves eachother and has fun together and is nice to one another
by Lake420 November 23, 2020
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perfect-control

This is having the talent to be full control of a course of action that you take.
Jamie was in 'perfect-control' of her balance when she was standing on one leg as a ballerina dancer.
by shaqjama765 December 9, 2020
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Perfect Poo

A Perfect Poo, otherwise known as the Perfect Game of pooing is the result of a number of factors.

Confidence Poo + Ghost Poo = Perfect Poo.

The situation chronologically would work as follows: Person sits on toilet to take a dump.
When bowel movement complete the person is confident that they dont need to wipe at all. Person then stands up, pulls pants up (thus completing a Confidence Poo) and observes the bowl only to see no trace of the poo whatsoever (thus completing a Ghost Poo)

This remarkable feat is only rumoured to have occured and no primary sources tell of its tale.
Man I was so sure I'd done the Perfect Poo, but when I looked in the bowl I saw there were some big skid marks.
by qwerty29 March 12, 2014
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