Chief Diversity Officer

A job to be a black person

Chief Diversity Officers are useless

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 30, 2023

Flag

Get the Chief Diversity Officer mug.

Octennial Officer

These are officers above humans. They not only have eight hands through which they juggle their professional and personal life but they also have a huge heart and are gods above humans. They take care and nurture the needy with their lives. Rumors state that they are currently living among us, however, no one has ever acknowledged them for what they have done. They are very good at hiding under the blanket when depressed. They have great bone density which also makes them dangerous.

human: hello, are you an Octennial Officer?
octennial officer: go away, I am sleeping

by baba the child August 6, 2023

Flag

Get the Octennial Officer mug.

thanks for the warning officer

A sentence black people can’t use.

Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.

by Toblox gay November 21, 2021

Flag

Get the thanks for the warning officer mug.

Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.

Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!

by cremedecaca November 22, 2021

Flag