E-Affair

An E-affair is one where two married people in separate marriages are "involved" through text, phone calls, emails, FB, yahoo, any social networking yet do not engage in sex. Their relationship can be that of sharing intimate issues with each others spouse or a desire to be with the other person. This can involve sharing videos, pictures, web cams, sextexting, or phone sex.

Although Alissa and Marty weren't marrie to one another they were in an illicit e-affair for months.

by Uncle Procter November 30, 2011

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E-Nerd

A person who is on the internet often, is defined as an E-Nerd.

Is also defined by being addicted to Tumblr.

Josh: Where is Allison?
Mike: She's at home, browsing the internet.

Josh: What an E-Nerd.

by allisaurussrex November 7, 2011

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E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort

Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all

by cranberry juice is superior October 28, 2020

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e-HIV

e-HIV is an internet disease with its name being a derivative of a combination between AIDS / HIV and ethernet. It infects other internet users after social contact through messages, posts or even music. We know this as the first case of e-hiv was found within the Kardashian family. It is rumoured that they were super spreaders with their tv-shows and awful music.

Some possible symptoms of e-HIV are; believing the earth is flat, thinking ripple will hit $100, posting sketchy links to Chinese PDF files and using sharpies in an interesting way. So far the only known cure is joining r/altstreetbets.

Bob really suffers from e-HIV, he got scammed for €50k

The mod could instantly tell that the creator of the post was dealing with e-HIV as he linked to a malware filled file

by On of the mods December 30, 2020

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