Numb Dumpster

The act in which you receive a blumpkin while the deliverer has Orajel™ applied in the mouth region

Sally behind the Waffle House can give you the best Numb Dumpster you've ever had in your life!

by ScotyGinge December 3, 2025

Dumpster

A large receptacle used to contain large amounts of trash. Dumpsters like to have sex with garbage trucks once a week and then spend the rest of the week filling up on junk food, waiting to dump their load again.

I saw that dumpster getting it on out back. That garbage truck picked her up and ate her out

I saw one of those chrome dumpsters on the road today. Can't believe people still think Elon musk is cool.

by Suckmytoes_77 January 5, 2026

Cum-Dumpster Fire

When someone has been so used up sexually that they've become unbearable to look at.

After years of being passed around every fraternity at the college, Sherry became a real Cum-Dumpster Fire.

by quiet33storm February 2, 2025

Sucker Dumpster

A person who finds lollipops on the bare concrete then starts violently licking them behind a dumpster then drives a car and flees the state to wyoming

My pet rock,Jose is a Sucker Dumpster

by dumpster42 March 15, 2025

Stranger in the Dumpster

When one is surprised by one's lover, while undressing, they already have an anal plug inserted.

Josh: "I went home with a girl from the bar the other night. When we got naked I realized she had a butt plug in the whole night!"

Brandon: "Oh yea! She had a stranger in the dumpster. It's alot more common than people think."

by mediocrebeast June 9, 2023

The Ultimate Cum Dumpster

A slut who takes semen in the mouth, ass and vagina.

Abby is the ultimate cum dumpster.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 19, 2023

Dumpster Tug

A sexual gratification maneuver performed on the male sex organ (penis) typically by a person of the opposite sex using their hands, while both parties are hidden behind a dumpster and out of site for privacy reasons. Typically performed outside of bars, taverns and other places where alcohol is served. Also known as a Dumpster Job, Quick Dumpster Wristy, and Dumpster Old Fashion

He flirted with all the ladies at the bar and bought them multiple drinks in hopes of at least getting a dumpster tug before the night was over

by Balls Deep in yo momma July 8, 2024