deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.

Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.

by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014

Honorary Deuce

Taking a dump for a fallen/long lost brother in arms.

Person A: Yo did you hear Paw is moving to Toronto?
Person B: Oh shit really man? Gotta take an honorary deuce for him.

by Pins Mcgee December 22, 2013

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

faux deuce

The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.

I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.

by lostinyourmom April 10, 2016

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019