Caleb

Most Caleb's are ugly and have a huge gap between his teeth, most of them have a shit haircut and think they can 3v1 in a fight

Girl 1: "Have you seen that new kid with the gap between his teeth, look at the state of him"

Girl 2: "he must be a Caleb"

by hyt March 16, 2022

Caleb

A man who thinks he can pull when he is clapped, wanna be Reece. Caleb is a pussy

Person 1: that kid thinks he is so fucking cool what a pussy

Person 2: he must be a caleb

by Hdbeisb cosos March 19, 2022

Caleb

A walking urban dictionary but better because you get hand gestures and tongue movements.

"Hey Caleb what do you call it when three dudes and fucking each other but the front one has his dick in a passed out girl's nose?"

"Oh that's a Rhode Island transistor radio, but if there's Cheeto dust everywhere it's a Connecticut soup line."

by Bernard Ducketts March 21, 2022

Caleb

Caleb is a good guy, he enjoys spending his week simping for his middle school crush Danae gans and eating chicken, he likes to make jokes and say random stuff to his friends, he gets very angry when his friends block him overall don't get in Caleb's bad side.

Jake: who's that dude?

Danae: that's my Bae Caleb!

by Caleb Cummins March 21, 2022

caleb

stay away from this boy he’s a nitty who just wants sex he’s gross and cheats on his girlfriend

girl: do you know caleb ?

boy: girl stay away from that man slag

by Oakley mai March 22, 2022

Caleb

a boy who likes this girl that he’s not going to get with. there is nothing he can do to change that- he can’t change himself and it’s just not going to work out. she values his friendship, but she doesn’t like him like that and probably never will. he needs to put his time and energy into someone who will treat him well, and will return his feelings. he needs to move on.

caleb needs to move on

by BOOTYCHERKS134 March 23, 2022

Caleb

Manipulative, cocky, gaslighting, theatre kid, charming, angry dude. If you find a Caleb, you better watch out. At first, he comes across as sweet and nice, but when you get to know him better, you’ll see his lying, bitter, and self-absorbed side. He’s the type of guy who would get a perm or get a lip tattoo for attention. He’ll also make you pay for any and all drinks or meals he wants if y’all are hanging out together. He can be entertaining as a friend though, and if you’re ever in need of a partner to walk with you or shop with you, he’s more than happy to go along for the ride.

Girl 1: Man, I really need someone to go to the store with me so I don’t feel so alone, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all…
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.

by Darealborthgiver January 27, 2022