Shit tea

When a man shits an a girls mouth and makes tea out of it and drinks it

Oh nick just drank shit tea

by Nogtaunrbff December 21, 2020

tea sex

when a british person spills the tea and has sex at the same time.
pretty much karen behavior

'I'm writing a definition for tea sex because no one else will'

by straysungie March 26, 2021

All the Tea

The new hot cadi is all the tea. the new hotness in the city

that new car is all the tea

by peopleskills May 6, 2021

tea bath

getting tea bagged and pissed on at the same time.

have you ever given your girl a tea bath? ;D

by poopycock. August 26, 2013

Twilight Tea

Menstrual flow

Edward loved Bella so much it pained him, but he could not drink her wine. Even so, Bella would welcome him home from prowling with Twilight Tea at least once a month.

by meteorologist2010 February 14, 2012

Blessing the Tea

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

by poopygrim February 21, 2011

High tea

Used to describe something that is so amazing and classy.

Person 1: “Hey have you tried this new beer? It’s high tea”
Person 3: “oh wow I’ll have to try!”

by Tinomurino December 23, 2022