The art of a wrestler spladling your partner while you slap your chocolate malted dih on her puh, slapping continuously until area is irrated and she starts screaming, an official referee is hired announcing the winner of who can get the deepest oil check with 3 tries each. Then taking ice cream scooping on the irrated are and cooling the irratated area after which is healed you will eat it.
by FunTimeaForever January 24, 2026
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Eric hadn’t made a coherent point in 45 minutes, but he capped it off with a triumphant ‘SPLIT NIP!'
by Corey Daul January 25, 2026
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