Power Loaf

Is when you sit on the toilet and take a huge shit and the turd is harder than a cinderblock or a brick and it gets stuck like a blockage and it feels like your asshole is going to tear apart but then it comes out and creates a massive splash in the toilet bowl.

After 3 days Mike started the protein shake diet he went to the bathroom to pinch off a power loaf.

by JustinCredible H August 5, 2020

bitch powered

When you lose control but you find an alternative means to regain it (i.e. eye gauging or small joint manipulation)

You had me in a choke hold but you got bitch powered after I broke your little finger.

by Danonino2100 June 17, 2020

Power Shit

Taking a normal shit except you push extremely hard to get it out as fast as possible.

Oh no, I gotta go in 5 minutes, gotta take a Power Shit!

by ItsameaRoss September 9, 2020

alex power

gay

alex power is gay

by chunckymilk69 September 20, 2020

power job

When you finger, eat out, and fuck someone all within 30 minutes

Ed: Hey bro did you score with Alea last night?
Adam: Hell yeah bro I gave her a power job! She couldn't even drive home!

by Chode Scrotum June 9, 2017

peewee power

power drawn from being small

:Wow, that persons tiny
:yeah she’s pretty small

Both: SHES GOT PEEWEE POWER!!!

by Thunder shock December 1, 2017

power seats

Seats in anyplace where you can see everything.

Used in the Gilmore girls S2:E14

We were fortunate enough to get the power seats since we arrived early.

by BrownyBear February 10, 2017