matthew quillian

THE MAN

Such a Matthew thing to not admit being "the man" Matthew quillian aka "skeeter"

by Go horns December 14, 2022

Matthew Michael

A raging homosexual.

Matthew Michael likes it in the ass

by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019

Matthew Marty

Faggiest faggot in the world. So gay that no one likes him. He “has a girlfriend” from another school. Straight up ass hole.

Don’t be a Matthew marty

by Skinnyboy1245 November 1, 2019

Matthew Joshua

A person that is sweet, humble, kind, and all the good things in the world. This person basically makes the world a better place.

That is pretty Matthew Joshua of you.

by battoussaaii June 16, 2021

Matthew Giraldo

Someone that repeatedly owns libs and exposes people non stop. Very forward thinking and absolute legend

Matthew Giraldo just got on that kid with pink hair

by Whatdoesbasedmean June 29, 2021

Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021

Matthew Lin

Matthew Lin is a unique specimen with an affinity for bread. A "Matthew Lin" will be highly attracted to bread, and will attempt to hunt down and capture any bread he finds. Matthew Lins are also generally excellent at maths, as Matthew lins are known for their special method of maths, "Matthewmatics"

Oh look, its Matthew Lin
Is he called Matthew, or Lin?
Matthew. Lin.

by Jeb_CGS August 30, 2022