Marios

Straight avgoustinos o 4os

Marios straight af no cap he be dancing in the club fucking chicks deep in the ass

by Sissy balls November 21, 2021

Marios

4

Marios got 4 in a French test

by One-Luigi November 21, 2021

Mario Container

When a dude is called Mario, and he is similiar to a container

-Oh look, here's that guy, his name is Mario
-Dude, he'd be a great Mario Container

by Leninator September 8, 2021

mario carpino

A true Sicilian. Probably wears track pants all day and could be behind 9/11.

Welcome to the family, you are now an honourary Mario Carpino. 🤌

by Stfuchristopher September 17, 2021

mario

the best boyfriend i can ever had i llove him so much💓

“mario is the best!”

by el<333 July 25, 2021

elf from fortnite not mario

has committed multiple war crimes

ELF FROM FORTNITE NOT MARIO

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

Mario

Mario is a very reliable person. He has an attractive smile. He's like a father to his friends. He's a good boy, but a bad boy in bed. I love his eyes, because sometimes they talk. He's rational, but sensitive. He looks good in white v-neck shirt. He has his own ways to love you, you will get confused at first, but you will always long for it at the end. He deserves the world. He could be the best thing that could ever happen to you. Worth to treasure!

I wish I still have Mario with me.

by don'tcry June 7, 2021