Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.

Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"

by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016

Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.

"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"

by B1992 June 29, 2016

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

bone yodeler bone yodeller suck-n-speak Dick Licker cum guzzler twinkie sucker wood muncher

by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015

pussy licker

one whi licks the pussy

Shw proclaimed herself the best pussy licker of all!!

by jake t austin December 4, 2018

clittie licker

A female who muffdives

"People know me as the clittie licker round these parts "

by bond831 July 20, 2017

cream pie licker

When your friend nuts in a thotty and then you eat her out!!

"Damn I just bust inside her"

"Don't trip Miguel will clean it up" "he's a cream pie licker"

by MeDummy August 31, 2017

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

by LTown122 October 23, 2018