Hurricane Ian

A category 3 hurricane that suddenly had a certain urge to hit tampa because of its hate twards it because they always say that Miami is a " copy of tampa "

Might also explain why the hurricane was nice enough to not even touch miami.

" Hey , have you heard about hurricane Ian? "
" Yeah man , it killed tampa. "
" Oh dang. "
" Yeah , but at least school was canceled? "
" No, im just happy it hit tampa because they deserve it. "

-Fellow Miami personnel

by Themanwhopostedsomething September 29, 2022

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Ian is the best person you will meet they are worth so much and they are the best person to ever come into your life. They are awesome and caring and even if they can’t always be there for you at least be there for them when they need you. They are my entire world and if they left I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. He’s just amazing and here when I need him most. And if he’s never not there it’s not his fault. I LOVE YOU IAN!! ❤️❤️❤️

Person 1: “hey don’t you like Ian?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s so amazing and handsome!”
Person 1: “you two would be so happy together!”

by Iscrewedyourmom October 2, 2022

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Ians are truly the best people ever. They make you feel amazing about yourself, although they're hurting inside. They think they're ugly and devalue themselves every day. In reality, they're the hottest person ever and have an even better personality.

ian: you must be likable
me POV: all you

by _alexxxx_.05 October 4, 2022

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More powerful than Thanos himself. He once gave eternity a death stare and that universe imploded.

Hey, did Ian just create a new solar system?

by Ijstudios October 7, 2022

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Ian he

dude that has a mental age of 5 years old and never seems to understand anything in life. also the same dude that seems to get more men than he does real bitches.

person A: oh he looks gay
person B: he must be a Ian He

by IANS MOTHer October 11, 2022

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