Crying

The act people commit when seeing the definitions of words that people make on Urban Dictionary.

I am crying. I should not have typed that URL…

by Fictional Wor(l)ds September 22, 2023

A cry for help

You had better hope not.

Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023

Girl Cry

When a girl is experiencing such a traumatic event she is wheezing and sobbing uncontrollably. Mainly over a male or significant other.

"She just did the girl cry, I knew this was gonna happen when he sent that text to her."

by lalaLOOPz!e October 8, 2023

Cry

Water coming out from your body through eyes.

Cleed: the truth is, I want to see you cry on the mattress tonight.

by Chrollo's essence December 19, 2020

crying

A substitute/side for drugs, sex and alcohol. According to many, people look like a blob fish before, while AND after crying, but at least it makes them feel better. Confident bitches don't care where they cry and real men cry because they have feelings. Those who use they pronouns also cry unless they have some sort of eye impartedment, the point is, that when you fail your test because you copied from the wrong test answers, it's ok to cry, just make sure to not be an idiot next time ok?

Koash: Why are you crying?
Tobias: I looked at you this early in the morning....
Koash: Oh, stop! I know I'm gorgeous, no need to tell me that, but thanks I guess.
Tobias: I cry whenever I see toads.

by mely_IX December 24, 2020

Cry to juice wrld

Hear juice wrld Music and cry to it

Hey its the 8. December

Wait is that national cry to juice wrld day

Yes it is

by Big999fan November 15, 2020

Goth Cry

A goth getting throat-fucked so hard they cry, making their makeup run down their face.

“I made Griffin goth cry last night, it was so hot.”

by icky aug November 26, 2020