crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

crusty oreo

When you nut into a Chips Ahoy and put another Chips Ahoy on top of it.

I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

crusty flick

A rocket league maneuveour

Person 1: "Yo Zach I just did a crusty flick"
Person 2 (zach) : " Yo I smell awful all the time"

by Dingleflap69420 October 27, 2020

The Crusty Stocking Stuffer

The act of using a Christmas stocking as a cleanup rag for masterbation on Christmas day.

The ol' lady had a headache from too much brandy in her egg nog, so I resorted to the Crusty Stocking Stuffer again this christmas.

by White Feller December 26, 2020

Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences

Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine

by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020

crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.

Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021