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ranch roast

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes
by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017
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Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
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roast rape

Being verbally roasted by a group of friends
Chris made a fool of himself by putting crayons up his nose so we all roast raped him.
by Ralph Davidson January 8, 2020
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Post-roast

comebacks made after a previous fight or argument with someone.
Simin got frustrated thinking about his argument with his brother, he had so many post-roasts he could’ve said.
by Lunchbox7734 January 30, 2020
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Ripe Roast

Person: So I heard that some random ass dude went ahead and put their nuts on a hot oven pan
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
by Raviable March 29, 2020
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Roast Queef Sandwich

An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
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Roasts

when somebody irritates or annoys you, you roast them.

An insult or diss
roasts: An insult or diss. e.g.

Person: You look like the travis scott meal, fatass

you: Ok at least I taste good. You be looking like the entire McDonald’s kitchen. And dumbass nobody asked for your rat head to speak. Be lookin like the entire McDonald’s menu
And nobody asked for you to be here, pickle rick. Be built like the entire meal right there
Be lookin like them 20 piece chicken nuggets.
And an entire double quarter pounder with cheese sis
With a Big Mac on the side.
Just like your mom said to me
Anyways. Have fun Big Mac pickle rick. Enjoy your 20 piece chicken nugget
Oh and tell your boyfriend, that “he be lookin like the entire kfc chicken bucket meal. Cuz you so finger licking good. Just like your sister said to me too.”

so go take your spongebob looking ass back to bikini bottom
i dont know who you think you are? with that justin bieber lookin ass. but get out of here. nobody want yo burnt chicken nugget ass out here.
bitch be like: "justin fo eva bitch"
fricking corn on the cob
look like a bag full of funyuns
you know what? yur actually pretty
for a gorilla
by A bucket of loneliness November 19, 2020
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