Oil Change

When you do Steroids and your natural testosterone gets replaced with synthetic testosterone made in a bath tub

Bro I got my oil changed and I can bench 45 pounds heavier

by RedBlackGold20000 July 25, 2023

canola oil

camila cabello.

"ughhh canola oil needs to stop forgetting that she's an artist"

by quinta harmonia stan December 3, 2021

Caribbean oil spill

When a girl just diarrheas all over you, and covers you like a baby bird.

Little pig boy loves a good Caribbean oil spill before being stepped on like he deserves.

by Shweeeber November 9, 2020

Dominican Fish Oil

When a Man does not bathe for a single month and then takes his collection of smegma and cooks it down into a saucepan until it turns to an oil-like fluid.

"Waitor": Hey chef, table 4 thought there wasn't enough dressing on the salad...so they sent it back.

"Chef": Oh ok, well ill just add some Dominican fish oil and see how they like it.

by Lilac818Lavender December 12, 2020

Unique horn oil

Gotcha cindy

My sister needs unique horn oil for her new car

by Chadly October 22, 2020

Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.

“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’

by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021

sippy oil rig

During intercourse you pack a fat lip and spit the fresh black (preferably fine cut) dipping tobacco in your girls vagina the. Fuck her until she squirts it up like a drill on the oil rig.

Damn bro i did the sippy oil rig with my girl last night.

Well how did it go?
Pretty good i was covered and she said she has never had a buzz like that

by Dirty ole dog February 5, 2021