Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.

His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.

by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023

National Hump Month

November is National Hump Month so you can hump anyone and it won't be suspect

Oh boy its National Hump Month, time to hump some people

by SomeRandomMonthGuy October 24, 2019

Hump your bitch day

Hump your bitch on dec 29th .

* humps Lisa*

Lisa: wtf why would you do that

Derek: Bc it’s hump your bitch day !

by Nola❤️🥲 December 29, 2020

Hump

A person so worthless they are an inconvenience to others, and are wasting valuable oxygen.

Once again Timmy shit in the sink at work, didn't wash his hands and ate his co-worker's sandwich, he is such a fucking hump.

by Tuggin McGroin January 20, 2021

Canadian Wood Hump

The "Canadian Wood Hump" is a unknown sex position used by not many. It starts where two Canadians get a log a lot of lube and use a catapult to anally penetrate the log into the ass, Then sculpture it into a wood statue therefore crushing the male/female who got penetrated by the wood.

"Hey Jake wanna do the Canadian Wood Hump?!"
"Well Sure De Doo i would like to jess."

by Canadian Wood Hump February 8, 2021

hump

either a llama has it
or a woman does it to ur long thing

wow llamas hump cows

by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021