Gorilla in the mist

When an attractive female, on Snapchat or IG stories, pets their hair during a thirst trap post while using an excess amount of filters

Friend 1: dude, did you see Hallie’s latest Snapchat story?
Friend 2: yeah bro she looked like a gorilla in the mist picking through her hair like that..
Friend 3: not to mention i could barely tell who it was because of the insane amount of filters she used!

by Tastyslag May 29, 2019

Gorilla Sex

Like doggy style but you stand over your partner like a gorilla

Hey babe can we try gorilla sex

by Ttownbeast575 October 10, 2019

Gorilla Wrestling

When two fat black people have sex. When the man nuts he beats his chest to show dominance.

Laqueefa and Malik are gorilla wrestling.

by Mikethadyke December 29, 2017

Gorilla Channel

Invented by twitter user @pixelatedboat as a fake quote from the book "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House " by Michael Wolff. The quote explained how in his first day in office Trump complained to White House aides that the TV in his bedroom was broken because it didn't have the gorilla channel, which Trump thought existed and only screened gorilla content 24 hours a day. So they edited many gorilla based documentaries together to appease him.

Besides it was clearly meant as satire many people took it by heart.

To watch the gorilla channel

1. Take an obvious joke as totally real

Joe- Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eat nine!
David- Why would six be afraid of anything? Numbers have no feelings.
Billy- Dude, it's a joke
Joe- Don't sweat it, he's watching the gorilla channel

by lenincarabajal January 6, 2018

Gorilla Beuk

Strongest ape in the world. His favorite food is banana soup. He killed Thanos and defeated Nose Boy. He stoled Stijns girlfriend and when you don´t give him banana soup he is gonna do gorillabeuk in your balls and make ooga booga noices. His best friend is Patrick Eggers and his dad is Harambe. His son is called mini ooga booga

Gorilla Beuk did gorillabeuk in his balls.

by DabsDabs January 12, 2020

Freckled gorilla

The act of farting during a rim job and relieving ones self slightly, spraying the face of the person giving the rim job and giving them the appearance of having freckles

She was licking my butthole and I gave her a freckled gorilla

by Slutsauce January 13, 2020

Gorilla Beuk

Gorilla Beuk is a gorilla that really likes banana soup. His brother is called Herres Beuk and they fought against each other in World War 2. He also fought Neusboy but he survived. His father Harambe committed Hiroshima, but he died later because he was shot. Gorilla Beuks son is called mini ooga booga. When you dont give him his daily banana soup, he is gonna do gorilla beuk in your balls

Gorilla Beuk does gorillabeuk in your balls

by DabsDabs January 17, 2020