Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Floor tile

When a fat kid falls and becomes one with the floor

Oh koda it seems you just floor tiled

by Garrett 11 August 17, 2022

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

by dr.(s)laughter774774774736r September 8, 2022

floor whore

Always on the floor for no reason

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.

by ohnojan September 9, 2022

floor whore

Always on the floor for no reason.

- Where is Derek? I went to his office but didn't see him.
- Have you looked in a corner or under his desk? He's known as a bit of a floor whore.

by ohnojan September 9, 2022

floor sponge

To lay down on a floor and corner peek on Rainbow Six Siege.

Bro I just got killed by this fuckin floor sponge in garage

by ADB123 April 29, 2022

otf (on the floor)

Whats otf is what’s planned. like what the move for that day is.

Dj: “Aye, what’s the move Saturday?”

Kam: “Shii… ima ask gang to put something otf (on the floor).”

by barbiiiie May 6, 2022