Father

A human, male figure that 99% of the time innocently walks away from their wife (human, woman figure) and their child (sometimes they have one) and tells them "I'll be quick I'm just getting some milk"

Kid : Mommy, where's Father?
Mother : He left u LOL!

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Fathers Hello

To leave suddenly.

Person 1:Time to hit that "Fathers Hello"!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 walks away*

by Z_ee December 8, 2023

father daddy

chevy avalanche 2005

we fucked it up. rip father daddy.

engine seized

2005-2023

“rip father daddy, you will be missed.”

*cries*

by trysaratops August 31, 2023

father

Male who provided his semen for the generation of other living beings.

My father is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

a father to black berries

i fuck black chicks i could've been a father to black berries.

bro doesn't know where a father to black berries is cause he hasn't been born yet. niggaaaaaaaaaa

by eaturarmimeanspit September 15, 2023

Father of Universe

A non-religious way of expressing "Mother of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.

Father of Universe! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Father of Universe, what happened to you?

Father of Universe, do not speak to me in that way!

by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023