condom

A rubber dick sock that saves lives. If not worn correctly, it can break and leave the girl pregnant.

A condom is a gamechanger. Put it on correctly and make sure it doesn't break, because it's the difference between having a baby or not.

by OHSHEETSOFPAPER June 8, 2020

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sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom

Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)

by Meg DeStoop July 6, 2020

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Condom

What broke when u parents had u

Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now

by Urbanpigfarts20090070433/4 September 18, 2020

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Condom

A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.

Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.

Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.

by Slutty ass condom October 1, 2020

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Columbian Condom

When a male covers his genitalia in cocaine, then engages in intercourse with a female.

Dude Carlos totally gave Katarina a columbian condom, she was messed up, but she was feeling great!

by Nor Y Mac September 9, 2012

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Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

by Will108 October 16, 2012

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