Someone who rules all the small dicks.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014
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It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016
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by We’d December 5, 2019
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Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"
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