Chocolate Humidor

The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.

Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."

by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017

chocolate dropp

Chocolate Dropp is a fine ass boy he's smart cute cool funny knows how to dress and especially likes to flirt but wen he gets a lady he's down for that girl if they do sum wrong he say fuck em but he smexyy asf too and also wen y'all lady's throws it back he gone fuck y'all shii up just to let u cute lady's know

Damn who's Chocolate Dropp, he's one fine ass boy

by MoneyMann September 13, 2017

Chocolate rummiyum

One partner spreads chocolate all over themselves the other rubs all over them. You then lick all the chocolate off each-other and do the yummie mummy

We did the Chocolate rummiyum to have some fun then we finished with a yummie mummy

by The Yummiest Mummyist October 13, 2017

Chocolate Rodeo

Reverse cowgirl fucking while the girl shits on your stomach

I love when my girlfriend asks to perform the chocolate rodeo

by Iknowwwwww March 12, 2018

Chocolate spray

When you get home from school or work and you hop on the toilet and all your shit comes out at once and it’s like a fart but shitting also known as a shart but this is more explosive

Guy 1:Dude yesterday when I got home from school I had the biggest chocolate spray!
Guy 2: Dude same tho!!

by Shitter9001 March 15, 2018

chocolate torpedo

When you take a shit and freeze it so it looks like a big torpedo, then take the frozen shit and proceed to throat dick that hoe with that shit.

Denise asked me for a chocolate torpedo last night, bitches throat ain't gonna be right for a month.

by Stushkushnpuss April 17, 2016

chocolate omelette

Whisking or scrambling eggs as one would with an omelette then inserting the mixture into one's asshole. The resulting mixture is then removed and prepared as a chocolate omelette.

I woke up yesterday and made a chocolate omelette with Becky; we had chipotle the night before so there was an extra spicy kick.

by chocolate omelette May 12, 2016