Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta June 24, 2016

ear-bacon

Ear-bacon-Noun: sonically pleasing yet psychologically damaging sound

I've been cutting my intake of ear-bacon. I don't listen to memes anymore.

by Chuang Chou May 17, 2016

bacon gimping

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of Bacon Gimping , and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

by anothersteve January 18, 2017

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 4, 2012

Bacon Sniffer

A radar detector.

Make sure to turn on your bacon sniffer if you decide to do 80 in a 55.

by Bambootrident August 26, 2013