When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers
by notsosimplesimpleton August 1, 2023
Get the Angry Mathing mug.(Adj) During the act of aggressive coitus it is the visually appealing motivating and highly appreciated action of a woman's perky, shapely, or otherwise amble breasts (size not withstanding) that will be shaking vigorously during the love making or the sexual exercise or encounter. Each person has their ideal version of this but you will know it when you see it.
Def (2) When a person observes, greatly respects and appreciates the perfect form of an attractive woman's healthy bosom (body type is relative to each person's definition of attractive) it is with profound amount of stress and frustration that said person is unable to touch, caress, feel or otherwise get a loving handful without retaliation via lawsuit, kick to the groin, slap to the face or other form of punishment. Refer to any impromptu bood grab in Japanese Anime Features.
Def (2) When a person observes, greatly respects and appreciates the perfect form of an attractive woman's healthy bosom (body type is relative to each person's definition of attractive) it is with profound amount of stress and frustration that said person is unable to touch, caress, feel or otherwise get a loving handful without retaliation via lawsuit, kick to the groin, slap to the face or other form of punishment. Refer to any impromptu bood grab in Japanese Anime Features.
Man, I saw those women walking down the street with their chest hanging out; she was looking good and damn she had some Angry Cleavage!!!
by Rupert Samuel Allison August 29, 2023
Get the Angry Cleavage mug.When one attempts to commit suicide by hanging oneself from a fan that is still spinning. This results in the person being flung around like an Angry-Bird.
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Get the Angry-Birding mug.by Slammin Sammy from the NW November 25, 2021
Get the angry sammy mug.When hitting it from behind, you spit in their face when they turn around. They will wonder what just happened, then you cum on their face & in their mouth. But to do this successfully, you MUST call your Uber ahead of time.
by Graeme99 October 21, 2019
Get the Angry llama mug.when you smack your partners ass so hard it leaves large red hand prints on your partners cheeks, and your partner basks in the glory similar to a peacock flaunting it’s feathers.
by Amyzon December 23, 2020
Get the Angry Peacock mug.The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.
Great for warding off Bears.
Great for warding off Bears.
Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.
Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.
Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.
by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021
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