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ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham
by RoxyB April 28, 2021
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ham served

Typical auto-correct for "hammered" but also way more fun to say than "hammered."
We got to drinking' and Lil Tim got totally ham served last night. I think he ded.
by j0h May 11, 2021
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Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham
Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..
by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021
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Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.
Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Ham Juice

Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.
by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021
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Ham Bananas

Going ham bananas means to go ham (go hard) and to go bananas (go crazy/wild) at the same time.
Guy 1: Did you see that guy at the party last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude. He was going ham bananas.
by saiborg June 19, 2023
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Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny
Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)
by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023
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