tard rangler

sped teachers who have to rangle tards (take care of mentally handicapped citizens)

Have you seen Jimmy? His teacher is a total tard rangler, she has her own roll of paper towels for when they shit on the floor.

by TardRanglerBoss March 29, 2023

Fuck-tarded

After amazing sex, a feeling of bliss so euphoric that you are unable to function -you are fucked so good that you feel retarded

Sex with Levi is fire, he just left and I'm still fuck-tarded.

by PrincessHeather April 9, 2023

Goku tard

A mf who says goku solos when he doesn’t and d rides him 24/7 and is one of gokus million boyfriends who have no life and sit at their pc and debate on any platform most likely discord bc there’s so many "egirls" for them to catch when They can’t get real girls bc they look like edps long lost brothers.they do be so fat that when they go to sleep they need to put bricks under their beds so it doesn’t break,not only that they also have a body pillow of their "waifu" or goku that’s something called weird and cringy.they probably wear gokus outfit to school and get bullied everyday,even by the teacher which is in fact just sad like how can u be this nerdy.

Im a goku tard.

by mf with a big schlong September 7, 2021

Lithi-Tard

A crack-head retard that lives in Lithuania

Oh nah mans you a Lithi-Tard on god.

by BukuTard November 16, 2022

He-tard

When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.

Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!

by Bundy_in_Chilton September 23, 2022

Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

Tik-Tard

A person who is obsessed with tiktok videos.

Stop being a Tik-Tard!

by SKETCHY JAY December 24, 2021