Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018

Table

How do you not know what table means

Table means Get a dictionary!

by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

El Table

Spanish slang for strip club

Vamos al el table?

Let's go to the stripclub

by Kawasakikilla January 22, 2020

Coffee Table Friend

A so-called friend that, just as coffee table books, is just for display and entertainment.

I didn't know you were friends with John!

Oh, no. He's just a coffee table friend.

by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020

Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.

Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020