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Newbies Throat

When you have a sore throat the same day or the day after sucking your first penis. *usually big*
Girl: Ugh, my throat hurts so much!
Boy: hahaha, Newbies Throat!!!!!
Girl: no way!!!
by TaiTea January 8, 2012
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Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.
Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!
by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011
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Throat goat

Adna is a throat goat. She gave me that gawk gawk 3000 last night
by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023
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Throat Bucket

That bitch gave head to 10 of us, she a throat bucket!
by Swaggin8649 February 18, 2023
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Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
by Apexas October 13, 2023
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Throat Hoagie

When you stuff someone’s mouth balls deep with your cock and you top it off with your mannaise.
I gave Melissa a Throat Hoagie and she loved it, especially the mannaise topping
by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023
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Throat Goat

Throat goat is now being used as a compimentive term. It means cut throat, often referred to assassins or sin's for short. Its a term that is being used most oftenly in gaming now in a positive manner.
Wow you are really messed them up there, You must be the throat goat of all time.
by Bizhiw November 13, 2023
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