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Tingly System

Smacking your weiner until it tingles
Hey I did the tingly system last night
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Metric System

A system of measurement that's excellent for mathematical equations and scientific calculations, but inconvenient for everyday living.

For example, in terms of length the metric system goes directly from a centimeter to a decimeter, and then right from a decimeter to a meter. While centimeters are useful for very small objects and decimeters are okay for small-to-medium objects, there are some things - for example, the human hand - for which centimeters are inconvenient due to their small size making it difficult to get an exact measurement, while decimeters are too large to get measurements that clearly communicate size. That's why the imperial system has the inch measure. Similarly, there are many things, like human height, which are too large to conveniently measure in centimeters or decimeters, but too small to measure in meters without getting a heavily decimalized number. That's why the imperial system uses the foot.

Proponents of the metric system point out how easily unit conversion is, which is indeed very helpful in making calculations. However, this feature's real world application for the average person is limited at best. If you know how many miles or kilometers away something is, how exactly does it help to calculate how many feet or meters that is? If you know how many meters or feet your height is, what is the purpose of converting that to centimeters or inches?
The metric system is very scientifically logical, but is not based around the human mind so can be inconvenient in human life.
by RandomAnonymouseUD March 2, 2022
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system chunk

When a decent game system is thrown away, because it is useless. Usually occurs from the realease of a new system.
Sooner or later I'll give my PS2 a system chunk.
by Sean May 13, 2005
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pettys nautical grading system

1. a grading system petty uses to Distinguish special from his fellow cadet
2. (GNPS) special same gets nautical zeros which count as a -115 every time he makes a zero and didnt study for it
1. the class laughed at special sam and his dumb question
2. sam got 2 nautical zeros and failed the course
by GNPS October 21, 2004
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system requirements

when a website or anyother computer course explains your computer needs to download a program.
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System Requirements
-Windows 2000, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows XP-
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system requirements

The system requirements on this program is too high for my computer to handle.
by parkedcar February 5, 2004
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Solar system

When a naked female rotates at 360° at the speed of light.
Dudeeee did you see Analiese’s solar system??
by Talia S. January 4, 2021
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