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swimming in a pool of his own piss

Wallowing in a situation that you created and could easily get yourself out of while also trying to make others miserable to make yourself feel better (trying to drag them into the pool as well).
Sam: Have you talked to Rick recently?
Tom: Not really, he's been even more of a jerk since his girlfriend broke up with him. Every time I try, he just makes me feel bad about something. I know he's upset, but he's just trying to make me feel to feel better about himself.
Sam: Sounds like he's swimming in a pool of his own piss and trying to drag you in.
by pebisibepis April 6, 2023
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Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 5, 2023
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throw my kids in the pool

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool
by PhilosoFerd September 7, 2023
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a josh-poole

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG
Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!
by qweef2023 September 19, 2023
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8 Ball Pool

a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out
Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"
by asdfghjklololololol.ololp September 30, 2023
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Plunge Pool

When you go straight from 2nd base to 4th base.
Brian was excited to try the plunge pool on his honeymoon.
by Skeletor2727 July 4, 2023
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Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.
by Lqwidz July 4, 2023
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