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Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.
“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
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Post Officed

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus
“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024
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Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet

Game Warden Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet is a from the Department of the Natural Resources from the Blue Heron Learning Center A.K.A Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful B.K.A Jasper Conservation District
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, February 4, 2024
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Office Princess

A woman who is well loved in her office. She is over-qualified in her job, so much that she completes things early and consequently gets the free time to socialize. She loves chatting with her coworkers and be the best dressed in the office.

She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.

When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.

She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.

She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.

She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.

She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
"Susie's having some car trouble so I'm calling a friend whose a mechanic to see if they could help her. Let's talk later, I've got to bring her coffee"

"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
by Knicknackpaddywhack December 12, 2022
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Holice officer

A holice officer or badge bunny is a woman who has a strong fetish for men in law enforcement and are addicted to police porn.

Pros:
1) fetish is available 24 hours a day!

2) cops have a high sex drive
3) easily remember their number since it's only 3 digits
4) the cops HAVE to come to you if you do something illegal to get his attention

Cons:
1) possible chance of police brutality
2) very risky for the cop, it's not if you stfu
3) most cops thinks it's setup
A holice officer is a police officer's best friend
by dawnmusic December 27, 2022
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Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.
by Toblox gay November 21, 2021
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Private Office

An organisation frequently referred to by those who belong to it. People who work for the Private Office have to hand out their business cards or they will have an aneurysm.
Private Office, Jack speaking!

It’s a Private Office thing, you wouldn’t understand you stupid fuck!
by cremedecaca November 22, 2021
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