The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
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Get the Joseph Langner mug.Angry Joseph is a archetype used to define define people who “know no bounds”. This means the brag a lot, get chosen for English workshops and is ALWAYS the “special child”. He also prides himself of things such as his perception and intelligence on this like his always A grade essays.
“Yo I’m warning you while I’m calm though. You have never dealt with angry Joseph before and he knows no bounds it’s gonna end badly.”-angry Joseph who knows no bounds
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Get the Joseph mug.To get or will get badly beaten or "worked" in a sport or activity. Ultimately resulting in the other opponent crying or really upset and angry. Can also be referred to as "Joey".
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