When 2 bros go to shake hands and their female counterparts cross between them to hug, creating a hand-boob combination worthy of a couples greeting ritual.
by Cosmo the assman March 15, 2021
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Get the Tongue handshake mug.This is a sex position where there are 2 partners holding their hands up performing a high-five, whilst a 3rd contestant performs anal, vaginal, or oral sex (or both at once)
“What else can you call the Eiffel Tower sex position?”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
by Glorbax June 13, 2022
Get the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake mug.1. Giving someone a handshake right after having sex without washing your hands.
2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
2. When you’re right in the middle of having some nasty ass sex with your beautiful girlfriend when you suddenly hear a knock on the door. She is moaning loud, You’re both dripping in sweat, hair is a wreck, the room is hot and smelling like sex. She’s still lying on the couch naked, sexy and covered in sweat. She grabs a blanket to cover herself. You jump up and quickly put your shorts on and run to the door. You’re greeted by 2 nice young boys dressed in white shirts and ties who ask if you would like to hear more about our lord and savior Jesus Christ. You nicely decline and reach out your hand for a friendly handshake, completely forgetting that only moments ago your fingers were just deep inside your girlfriends wet pussy.
by StarGirl;) June 26, 2022
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by Felchfister August 22, 2022
Get the tecoma handshake mug.In the state of Wisconsin, namely the more urban Milwaukee area, it is the moment when you put the money in the dealer's hand during a handshake.
I looked at the shit and it's good so here's the Ohio State Handshake to seal the deal and I'll call you again later.
by Milwaukee's Favorite Son September 6, 2022
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