Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters
by Oooofta October 19, 2020
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Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*
by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017
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an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017
Get the michigan flat steak mug.1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017
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by Bluebirdbeast September 28, 2017
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