Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

newcastle eagles

The Newcastle Eagles are a professional basketball team based in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. Playing in the top-tier British Basketball League and holding the franchise for Tyne & Wear, they are the most successful team in the League's history

newcastle eagles are the best basketball team in north east england

by ncl.ellie October 13, 2023

Lost eagle

A patriot lacking faith in the political system

Bob: Did you see that debate about Trump's indictment?
Tom: Yeah, it was considered an act of treason because he had some confidential papers that could expose plans within the government?

Joe: Makes me feel like a Lost Eagle.

by Sphincter Harpoon October 15, 2023

Eagle

(noun): The ultimate product of natural selection, a premium specimen who outperforms others and generally wins at life.

Synonyms: Winner, Conqueror

Antonym: Loser, Pigeon

"I read people for a living, I'm a mutherfuckin' EAGLE!"
"Look at those Walmart Pigeons, I go to Farm Boy 'cause I'm an Eagle"

by andyt09 December 6, 2022

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Band full of kids who all play super smash bros and laugh at jokes funny years ago

Kid: Big Chungus, hehe, *snickers*
Me: That was funny years ago bro wtf
Kid: Says the guy that has Tiktok 🤓

Me: Everything you laugh at comes from tiktok, except it’s years old
Kid: Nope, you like chinese propaganda *chuckles*
Me: Oh right, you’re in the Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

by Don’t even ask bro December 30, 2022

Eagles’ Tears

Eagle Semen

Chiefs fans after the Super Bowl are drinking out of their “Eagles’ tears” cups…little do they know they are drinking semen

by jvrs April 16, 2023

Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.

"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"

by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023