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Hell-by-Date

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
by smoke muffin June 18, 2021
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Date Shake

When one cums in anothers belly button and then sucks it out with a straw
Daril enjoyed his date shake with Kevin in the dirty south.
by Dateshakelover May 10, 2022
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Hate-Dating

Dating with a romantic interest fulled by a mutual, passionately burning hate of one another and only physical attraction. Usually preformed with a Calignious Partner; a Kismesis (see on-site definition).
"I've been hate-dating this girl for a while now. I hate her guts but at least her backside has something to show me!"
by Koraichu September 14, 2022
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Friendship date

Hey sherry, let’s get Indian food, it will count as one of friendship date.
by Koopatroopa036 May 18, 2022
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Dumpster Date

Men Online dating in mostly Western World with entitled delusional women
I had a Dumpster date the other day.....

I got a dumpster date comin' up
by Tubeman777 December 21, 2020
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christmas date

What a crackhead thinks a gay and a lesbian date is. (Because it would take a miracle.)
Crackhead walks up to a gay and a lesbian having a conversation. “Your Christmas date is going to be rad.”
by Self Checkoutsiders March 11, 2021
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replay date

While learning to date better, a replay date is a plan used by men that consists of having exactly the same date (going to the same places and doing the same things), but with different women. This allows the man to better understand when he should make his moves, and when he shouldn't.
Bro 1: I keep going on all of these dates but they never go anywhere, I don't understand what I'm doing wrong.

Bro 2: Try having a replay date, dude, that'll help you figure it out.
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